I was driving down Main Street doing the normal 10 miles over the speed limit when I spotted this woman about a block away walking. The ass was working! So I hit the speed brake and dumped the truck down to 10 miles per hour. I just had to see what the rest of the package looked like. Damn she was fine. But it got me to thinking, what is it about a woman that will make men do shit like this. I’m in rush hour traffic doing a slow crawl, blocking the lane and all that and you know what? Nobody behind me was bitching, cause all the guy’s behind me had slowed down to take a look too. If it wasn’t for women men would still be crawling around naked pulling bugs out of our asses. A woman can say she loves you, then in the same breath reach into your chest and yank out your still beating heart, kiss it, then put her 6 inch stiletto heel thru it. And must of us haven’t even realized it yet cause we’re staring at her tits. And we’ll swear to God that we’ll never let a women do that to us again, but next month there’s our heart on the floor getting spiked. I lived with a stripper for some years and she was a serious head case, but I loved the shit out of her. Every day in our house was DEFCON 4. It was fucking insane the shit I dealt with. But when she finally moved out I missed all the noise. Even now years later I’ll smell the perfume she used to wear and I’ll get all anxious and shit. Word. I’ll sit at the bar and watch women, I don’t really want to talk to them or try to pick up on them, I just enjoy watching em. Some men try to make women kneel to em and this is kind of fucked up. Why would anyone want to put or keep down something as wonderful as a woman? Do you realize that in the animal world the female is the dominate species? I knew a woman once who had a burglar break into her house when it was just her and the kid’s home. She shoved the kids into a back bedroom, and went after the burglar. She got busted up a bit but the guy went to the ER with an apple corer in his chest. All she wanted was to protect what was hers. Hmmm, food for thought huh? Peace