General Ralph Eberhart

Before the 9/11 Commission the other day, General Ralph Eberhart, commander of NORAD. Testified that if the FAA had had their shit together and done a quicker job of passing along information about the 9/11 hijackings. And had there been an immediate order to shoot down the passenger jets, all or most of the hijacked jets could have been intercepted and shot down before they reached their targets. The members of the 9/11 Commission greeted this statement with great skepticism. I believe from my many inside sources the term

“get the fuck out’a here”

was thrown about. I only mention this because General Eberhart will be visiting the Job sometime next week and will hold a all hands meeting to talk to all of us. I for one plan to be there because,
1. He’s in charge of NORAD, which makes him a bad muthafucker.
2. He knows some shit and might talk about it, which is always cool to hear, and which makes him a bad muthafucker.
3. He’s a fuckin General, in command of some religiously serious shit, which makes him a bad muthafucker.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"