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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: moaning Lisa's smile

Friday, December 16

moaning Lisa's smile



Scientists analyzed the portrait of the Mona Lisa, a woman with famously mixed emotions, hoping to unlock her smile. They applied emotion recognition software that measures a person's mood by examining features such as the curve of the lips and the crinkles around the eyes.

The findings? Mona Lisa was 83 percent happy, 9 percent disgusted, 6 percent fearful, and 2 percent angry, according to the British weekly "New Scientist."

“Hmmmm, I don’t get the big deal. The findings seem to describe perfectly the look of a woman getting jacked off on during sex who was hoping that the jackee wouldn’t aim for her hair". “Oh yeah, the chicks hate that” Though since Leonardo Da Vinci by his own admission was gay, I doubt he was the one jacking off on her. But that’s not to say he wasn’t nuttin up on some other cat, or being the receiver of the alleged nuttin.




"and the monkey flipped the switch"

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're probably right on about Moaning Mona. But the results of this high tech study proves to me what I've always thought. Old smily has just been caught sliding a silent but deadly she-fart through those delicate panties - and she knows it!

7:40 AM  

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