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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: stupid cartoons

Monday, August 21

stupid cartoons

There’s fucked up shit in the stinkin schools, fucked up crap on the news, violence on prime time fuckin TV. Everywhere you look there’s stories of Uncle Johnny giving the bad finger to little Louis or some such shit.

Kids can get video games where some chick is getting slapped out of her bra or beat to death. Kids nowadays know more shit at the age of ten then I knew by the time I was eighteen. Slow bus not withstanding.

But now it seems to me that society has upped and shit the bed. According to my many inside sources, what passes for the cartoon network over in Britain has decided in the interests of the darling children to cut any scenes from Tom & Jerry cartoons that show em smoking?

And why, because one and I repeat one muthafucker called the network to complain that it looked offensive. And what pray tell a muthafucker is Tom & Jerry all about, yeah, a mouse and cat with this strange symbiotic love/hate relationship trying their fuckin best to kill or fuck up each other by any means necessary.

And this fag, no pun intended got upset about a couple of scenes of a cartoon cat smoking? Oh, oh, and the network also said that they wouldn’t cut all smoking scenes, just the ones that arn’t relevant to the storyline.

Fuck me running. Its muthafuckin Tom & Jerry for fuck’s sake, a cartoon that was made in the what, 1940’s? As if there isn’t enough shit going on in the fuckin world to sweat over.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"

5 Comments:

Blogger curmudgeon said...

Fucking morons. Cartoons were originally made for adults anyway. Some fake mouse smoking is the worst thing to happen to the world these days?

Hey, here's a thought you dumb sunzabitches - you don't want your kids seeing evil cartoons, change the gawddam channel.

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't have people offended by smoking, and turning off the TV. They would miss all those erectile dysfunction and feminine hygeine adds.

6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well cartoons nowadays are really weird. These shows are probably created by a group of pot-smoking hippies, making a laugh out of what they're doing.

5:06 AM  
Blogger Sapphire said...

Let's see what shows are playing on cortoon netowrk.
The Peewee Herman Show we all know what he did to get cancelled. Thier is nothing wrong with wacking the tally wacker. Yes I said it TALLYWACKER!. Then thier is Futurama which breaks all the rules except for showing the anatomy of females and men. If they are going to show mens nipples then they should be allowed to show the womans. Then thiers inuyasha with it's but grabbing perverted monk. Then Aqua teen hunger force which alomst defies gravity. Then onto family guy which inturn defies gravity. Then during the late night they go into cartoons that only young mature civilised adults can understand. Then we have those cartoons that make no sence and need to be taken off the air. Hey maybe if I draw a stick figure of bruse lee cracking his nut's with numbchucks onto cartoon network I would be famous. Yea! I can see it some day some idiot is going to be rich from a stick figure. Go Figure. IRONIC!!! Well that's my two cent's....Evermore

11:20 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

It is usually one or just a few people screwing up the world for the rest of us

1:31 PM  

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