I can't be the only one?

When I’m at home sitting on the couch in my underwear doing the serious channel surfing, one of my favorite pastimes is getting stuck on the Spanish language channel Univision.

I admire the Spanish speaking peoples for their dedication to tradition and their rich histories and the many worldly accomplishments and inventions they’ve given us but more importantly, I love the fuck out’a watching their women. Call em what you will, Hispanic, Latino, Spanish, Cuban, Puerto-Ricans, or whatever, I love em all.

It’s a wonderful thing when you can turn on fuckin Univision early on a Saturday morning and come upon a kids show and sprinkled amongst the little bastards are hot women jumping around shaking their junk. You got Don Francisco's Sábado Gigante, El Gordo y La Flaca, and La Parodia just to name a few shows.

I don’t even understand Spanish but I can watch these shows all day because of the women on em. And then just to make me jump off the cliff there is Caliente, which is a dance show. Think of Soul-Train but set on a hot sunny beach or pool featuring shitloads of smoking hot Latin women wearing nothing but tiny tiny bikinis and jumping around like crazed ferrets.

Now please don’t misunderstand me because I love all women, wither they be black, white, red, yellow, it don’t matter to me none at all. But a whole network where the national rule seems to dictate that every woman on the fuckin network must look hot and wear skimpy clothes and move to impress? Shit, like my pal Jeff Key would say, pass me the beer nuts.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"