shit the bed
I’m truly shittin the bed today.
I think I’ve started on four or five different posts for today and all of em stink like dead ass.
I was gonna write about how much I hate that yellow skinned bastard Homer Simpson but no one wants to hear that.
Or maybe post about that one time I was on the road and stopped to eat my lunch at this small town park where the local police ended up rousting me.
I was so tired I never realized I had parked just feet away from the local pool and I guess I was making the little kids nervous?
Then there was the post I half assed started about the dicks over at Kansas Mutual Aid, but I need to research these fuckers some more before I start banging on em.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"