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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: shit the bed

Tuesday, May 22

shit the bed


I’m truly shittin the bed today.

I think I’ve started on four or five different posts for today and all of em stink like dead ass.

I was gonna write about how much I hate that yellow skinned bastard Homer Simpson but no one wants to hear that.

Or maybe post about that one time I was on the road and stopped to eat my lunch at this small town park where the local police ended up rousting me.

I was so tired I never realized I had parked just feet away from the local pool and I guess I was making the little kids nervous?

Then there was the post I half assed started about the dicks over at Kansas Mutual Aid, but I need to research these fuckers some more before I start banging on em.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

4 Comments:

Blogger Happy In Bag said...

It's not always easy, is it? Still, you're the best in town. Keep it up.

9:17 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

""5. We advocate restorative justice.
Police and prisons function to maintain a society based on class and racial inequalities. Prison populations are constantly growing and the prison industry grows rich on cheap labor while creating a class of people who—having spent much of their lives behind bars, are forced to learn crime as a way of life.
It is time to create a community-based system that relies on rehabilitation and reconciliation between victims, offenders, and the larger community instead of a government imposed system of mass incarceration and criminalization.""

Beyond parody!

9:47 AM  
Blogger satyavati said...

I read up over at that KMA website. I'm not all about the whole anarchist thing. I mean, the big A looked cool on the back of a jacket 25 years ago, but when we boil down the ideologies, I'm really just a socialist at heart.

Are those folks for real, really?

11:21 AM  
Blogger Assrot said...

Ever since I was a kid i have hated Shoney's Big Boy. I don't know why. Maybe I was traumatized there once. My mom loved the gotdam place and we used to go there all the time. I wish he had that big fucking burger shoved up his ass. I'm just sayin'...

4:27 PM  

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