small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber

Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>whiskey tango</strong>

Thursday, July 15

whiskey tango

Best “ya think?” quote of the week.
"But it still ain't right," they told me I can't have kids. It's just not normal like it used to be."
Ex gangbanger complaining about his dick that got shot off by another gangbanger and sewed back on at the hospital. Ya know, it might just be me, but I think if someone held a 40-caliber gun to my cock and shot the muthafucker off and then the doctors were able to reattach that bad boy, I’d just be happy to be here. I’m just sayin and shit.

How can HBO’s Deadwood, the best fuckin show ever in the fucking free world not receive any cocksuckin Emmy nominations? What the fuckin hell is up with that? Goddamned fuckin cocksuckers.

Cartoonist Garry Trudeau, who has skewered politicians for decades in his comic strip “Doonesbury,” tells Rolling Stone magazine he remembers Yale classmate George W. Bush as “just another sarcastic preppy who gave people nicknames and arranged for keg deliveries.” Trudeau attended Yale University with Bush in the late 1960s and served with him on a dormitory social committee. Trudeau said;
“Bush has created more harm to this country’s standing and security than any president in history. What a shame the world has to suffer the consequences of Dubya not getting enough approval from Dad.”

"and the monkey flipped the switch


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