open your eye's and see the light

I don’t have much to say this morning. Well except that if you’re in a room full of people, and you’re such the type that you have to announce in a loud voice how “edgy” and “crazy” you are, and that you live your life on the edge and all that kind of crapulous shit. And you insist on invading folk’s personal spaces and laughing at the top of your lungs at everything you deem funny and attempting to shock people because you are the “edgy” sort. Then I’m here to tell you the truth about yourself. You ain’t shit, never will be worth a shit, and you are shit. And sooner or later you’re gonna pull your “edgy” “crazy” shtick in front of someone who’s having a very bad day and who doesn’t really give a fuck. And they’re gonna pull your punk card and very bluntly ask you to show them how edgy you can get. And when it’s all over you’re gonna go away for a long long time. It happens every day to miscreants such as you, and when, not if, but when it happens, you might get lucky and learn a valuable life lesson. That is if the person that pulls your punk card because they’re having a very bad day and stopped giving a fuck, retains the clarity and the presence of mind to know when to stop. I’m just sayin is all.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"