deep thoughts from supermodels
Some inspirational thoughts as you contemplate the events of 2004. Don't thank me, your enlightenment is my reward. Kiser Sose
ON COURAGE
"They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind."
--Cindy Crawford
ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE
"Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage."ON POVERTY
--Carole Mallory
"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson
ON PSYCHOLOGY
"I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low self-worth."
--Tatjana Patitz
ON ARRIVING
"Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take."
--Kathy Ireland, star of 'Alien From L.A.' and 'Danger Island'
ON CAREER CHOICES
"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
--Paulina Porizkova
ON PRIORITIES
"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper."
--Kim Alexis
ON INNER STRENGTH
"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
--Tyra Banks
ON DEATH
"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
--Cindy Crawford
ON TRAVEL
"I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."
--Tyra Banks
ON BREAKTHROUGHS
"Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling."
--Gabrielle Reece
ON HEREDITY
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
--Beverly Johnson
ON THE BASICS
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
--Cheryl Tiegs
ON INTRODUCTIONS
"I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself
--it's eerie." -- Christy Turlington
ON COURTSHIP
"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby."ON PARADOX
--Fabio
"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER
--Tatjana Patitz
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer
ON TRAGEDY
"The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles
--but I had on thick tights underneath."
--Naomi Campbell
ON INSTINCT
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."ON THE CASTE SYSTEM
--Carol Alt
"We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people."
--Christie Brinkley
ON ECONOMICS
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
--Linda Evangelista
ON ZEN
"When I model I'm pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
--Paulina Porizkova
ON LOGIC
"I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me."
--Christy Turlington
ON BODY PARTS
"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous." --Tyra Banks
ON BODY LANGUAGE
"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
--Christy Turlington
ON MOTIVATION
"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would."ON VERSATILITY
--Kate Moss
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
--Linda Evangelista
ON THE GRIEF PROCESS
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
--Veronica Webb
ON VENGEANCE
"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."ON BATTING .667
--Tasha
"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
--Cameron Diaz
and the monkey flipped the switch
4 Comments:
Fucking frightening!
And this is who our female children have to look up to.
Which is why I support late term abortions...all the way to the 350th month.
Definitely a classic. Dr. Phil could learn a lot.
Well, we know why they went into modeling now. Rhodes scholars they are not.....
Well, Rhodes himself was no role model himself. What...with being a white man going to Africa and absolutely disgusted with black people to his very core. But hey, that's another discussion for another day. :)
Now here's a quote that didn't seem some ridiculous to me:
"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
--Christy Turlington
Very telling. And I'm not even trying to be sarcastic here.
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