Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>I pity this fool</strong>

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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>I pity this fool</strong>

Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table

I can truthfully say that I do this Blog for me. Because late at night when I’m reading what I wrote earlier that day, even I don’t understand at times what the hell I meant. So if you’re reading something and a general feeling of fuckedupness comes over you, take a few sips of cold water and put your head between your legs. Or breath into a goddamn brown bag for all I care, but the feeling will go away. Trust me on that.

Wednesday, February 16

I pity this fool

free pussy right here!

The, I couldn’t pass this up, quote of the week.
He couldn't find any pussy even if it was right in front of him with a big blinking arrow that said "FREE PUSSY" pointing right at it

I was just talking to one of my many inside sources when she suddenly started spinning her head around and screeched this little gem out at me. After she recovered and got her head back pointed the right direction, I told her to go lay down for a while. Scared the fuck out'a me she did.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"

posted by Greg Beck at Wednesday, February 16, 2005

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa. This is definitely an instance where the cold water and head between the legs suggestion will come in handy.

10:39 PM

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