small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber

Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>death by dumbass?</strong>

Tuesday, March 29

death by dumbass?

dammit, I like my women strong and my bears manly

I was over checking out Rob’s site where he’s been on a roll about bears. It got me thinking about this (why ain’t he dead yet?) muthafucker that shows up on the Discovery or Travel Channel every so often. You ever seen that shit on the TV about the guy who’s designed this suit that’s “supposedly” impervious to the attack of a grizzly bear? Apparently this is one of these slingblade muthafucker’s that doesn’t have enough adrenaline in his life. And he’s started this deal called “Project Grizzly” and made this suit that he says not only will ward off the attack of a fully mature (that means big ass) grizzly bear but will allow him to walk up on one.
What is it with white men always fuckin with Mother Nature? You hardly ever see the black man or Native Americans doing shit like that and you know why? Because we recognize bad things when we see it and know when to leave shit well enough alone. That fucking bear’s gonna peel that silly cocksucker out’a that suit like a goddamn banana. It’s gonna be like fuckin crunchy on the outside and soft and creamy on the inside, hah! I hope they show this shit on the Discovery channel. My fuckin money’s on the bear cause sure as I’m black he’ll be shittin and burping up this silly bastard all over the fuckin woods before dusk.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


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