you all can come and visit!

So I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s imperative that I find a way to become self sufficient and once I’m able to do so I will stop working and move to a house in the country maybe thirty minutes or so from town. Once there I will build a house on ten acres of land adjacent to a large hill. The hill will afford me coverage from the north winds and act as a barrier for tornados and such.

And the house will be built into the hill which will afford me coverage from the rear and a clear line of fire in front. Also that way when the stinkin hoards come they won’t be able to burn me out. I will require the land to have at the minimum, one pond of average size. And lastly I want a cow. Not sure what kind of cow but it has to be a chick cow, maybe one of those spotted ones.

As is my habit in naming pets I will call her Cow and she will be a free roaming cow, or at least as free roaming as the ten acres will allow her. And with the house built into the front of the hill she’ll actually be able to hang out on the roof of the house next to the deck if she wants. Cow will wear a brass bell so that I can be aware at all times of her whereabouts. And at night when I put out her bowl of Purina Cow Chow the bell will make a welcome and pleasant sound as Cow comes ambling to the back door to feed.

Being out in the country on my ten acres will allow me great freedoms such as walking nekked thru the fields and woods with cow by my side. I will encourage all my friends that when they visit to shed their clothing and walk nekked with Cow also. As I feel that such an act can be very therapeutic and soothing to the nerves. At night I will sit in my hot tub on my deck on the house built into the hill whilst I watch Cow frolic in her pond across the way. Yeah, I need to make this happen.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"