stupid is the new hot?

I notice that Paris Hilton is close to working a deal with this company called Ecoist.com. They’re one of those eco-friendly companies except that they sell fashion products. Ecoist.com’s big deal is that for every recycled fashion product they sell online they’ll plant a tree somewhere.

Now I applaud their game plan because the way I see shit muthafuckers can’t have too many trees. But as is the case they didn’t quite think shit all the way thru. According to my many inside sources, these muthafuckers, after dropping god knows how much money on this bitch have enlisted the services of Paris Hilton as a spokesperson for their company.

But they forgot to factor in the small issue that Paris is a dumber then a rotting corpse. I mean not only is this bitch’s stupidity the stuff of legends which ain’t that big a surprise, but she’s one uniquely ignorant piece of quim. And after shit’s all said and done the fine people at Ecoist.com are have serious second thoughts about using this life support system for a pussy as their official spokesperson.

See, according to my many inside sources the company is hoping that Paris will join them in October on a trip to Port-Au-Prince in Haiti to plant more than forty-thousand trees. But when she was told about the trip, Paris didn’t have a fuckin clue where Haiti was.

And on top of all that when she was told that muthafuckers in Haiti speak French and Creole, she perked up long enough to say, “I wouldn’t mind spending a few days in France.”

"and the monkey flipped the switch"