sweatin the small stuff
From the ever popular “fuck you, I’m Paul Harvey” department………………………
Comes a story where the old adage “fuck with the bull, you get the horns” has never been truer. Over around Costa Rica one of those Carnival cruises had stopped for a bit so folks could get out and do a little sightseeing and shit.
About a dozen or so senior citizens had gotten together and rented a bus to take them to one of the local beaches. As the group of old folks do their thing picking up shells and other like shit, they spy this small group of young cats walking toward em.
Suddenly out come the knives and guns as the young cats pull the bum’s rush and try to mug the entire group of blue hairs.
So you know how I’m always saying shit about never underestimate the old because you never know what they might have done in the past? Well the three muggers might have thought the frail oldsters on the beach looked like easy marks but who knew?
So these black hearted bastards ran up full intent on mugging the old people only to suddenly find themselves fighting for their stupid lives. Yeah, the fuckin group of gray-hairs started fighting back against the armed muggers.
Fuck, from what my many inside sources tell me, one old cat in his seventies who was retired from the military grabbed one of the muggers in a headlock and broke his fuckin neck. That’s when the other two assholes said fuck it and ran for the hills leaving their dead buddy behind.
Who knew that the group of old folks turned out to be the fuckin dirty dozen and shit? None of the oldsters were hurt except for one who was treated for an anxiety attack. And I bet that probably came from him getting upset that he didn’t get enough boot time against the muggers like he wanted too. Again my many inside sources tell me that the local police will not press any charges since the oldsters clearly acted in self defense.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"