Happy Valentines Day
Instead of wasting money on candy that’ll make her ass fat or roses that’ll only end up dying and getting thrown in the trash or shit that’ll put you in debt. How bout you both try to work thru the day without wanting to fuck other people.
Or how about you maybe not mention how he forgot what you wore on your first date two years ago. And you could back up off her ass for a while about wanting her to shave it like those girls at the club. Oh, and calling his cock his little boo boo? It wouldn’t kill you to knock that off for at least one day.
On the same hand making flapping noises when she takes off the bra isn’t kosher either. At least for one day try to remember what it was that brought you two together instead of what’s pulling you apart.
Lock the kids in the basement, put on your favorite tunes, put the paper bags back in the drawer and try fuckin with the lights on this once. You might remember how much you both like it.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"