puppets & dogs

Michelle calls me the other night and tells me that she’s been doing a search on the internet for this certain Ron Jeremy movie. Some years ago the both of us were hanging out at Ray’s Playpen on Main here in town which used to be this great old school adult video store.

And while we’re in there geeking about she spotted this Ron Jeremy movie where the cover showed him with his giant dick all up in this small puppet. So the other day she got to talking about it on her site and now she’s all about finding the movie. So the other night the both of us spent entirely too much time on the internet searching through Ron’s Internet movie database looking for this stupid movie.

We never found it because the sheer volume of Ron’s work just wore us the fuck out. But that’s just how we roll because if one of us is doing it, it’s a sure bet the other one is somewhere helping out. But if any of you happen to know the name of the movie where Ron Jeremy is knocking the bottom out of this puppet, let me know. Not the “realdoll” but the little puppet mind you.

We also talked about her and her dog. Michelle and her husband are the happy owners of Ginger the dog and I’m always beating her down about how she treats the dog because to put it bluntly she spoils Ginger something stupid. Besides being spoiled she's part Rhodesian Ridgeback mixed with mystery mutt which is kind’ a neat.

Neat because when I was just a small child living in the hood, and I use that term loosely, my dog for years was a Rhodesian Ridgeback by the name of Useless. Which I might add is a better name for a dog then Ginger. See back in the day we knew how to name pets. Useless, Spot, Heyu, Cat, and the list goes on.

But kids these days name pets like they name their bands. With no thoughts how it sounds at full volume. It should be a rule that a proper name for a pet or your fuckin band for all that matters, should be a name that sounds cool being screamed out the kitchen door or at the bar at two in the morning. But then again if I named a pet “bitch” then everybody would answer.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"