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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: puppets & dogs

Wednesday, February 7

puppets & dogs


Michelle calls me the other night and tells me that she’s been doing a search on the internet for this certain Ron Jeremy movie. Some years ago the both of us were hanging out at Ray’s Playpen on Main here in town which used to be this great old school adult video store.

And while we’re in there geeking about she spotted this Ron Jeremy movie where the cover showed him with his giant dick all up in this small puppet. So the other day she got to talking about it on her site and now she’s all about finding the movie. So the other night the both of us spent entirely too much time on the internet searching through Ron’s Internet movie database looking for this stupid movie.

We never found it because the sheer volume of Ron’s work just wore us the fuck out. But that’s just how we roll because if one of us is doing it, it’s a sure bet the other one is somewhere helping out. But if any of you happen to know the name of the movie where Ron Jeremy is knocking the bottom out of this puppet, let me know. Not the “realdoll” but the little puppet mind you.

We also talked about her and her dog. Michelle and her husband are the happy owners of Ginger the dog and I’m always beating her down about how she treats the dog because to put it bluntly she spoils Ginger something stupid. Besides being spoiled she's part Rhodesian Ridgeback mixed with mystery mutt which is kind’ a neat.

Neat because when I was just a small child living in the hood, and I use that term loosely, my dog for years was a Rhodesian Ridgeback by the name of Useless. Which I might add is a better name for a dog then Ginger. See back in the day we knew how to name pets. Useless, Spot, Heyu, Cat, and the list goes on.

But kids these days name pets like they name their bands. With no thoughts how it sounds at full volume. It should be a rule that a proper name for a pet or your fuckin band for all that matters, should be a name that sounds cool being screamed out the kitchen door or at the bar at two in the morning. But then again if I named a pet “bitch” then everybody would answer.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

8 Comments:

Blogger Well Hell Michelle said...

That looks like Ginger, except she doesn't have a penis. And she's not gay, she's just a girly-girl. We sit around doing each other's hair and painting our toenails... you know, something that guys won't do with her.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Greg Beck said...

childern have a penis, men and dogs have cocks.

12:15 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

I thought you said Ulysses....

6:22 PM  
Blogger Well Hell Michelle said...

And it was on my myspace, not my regular blog. Talk about false advertising :)

8:15 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Seems like Michelle needs a cat not a dog. Dogs should be outside chasing sheep or cattle around.

I know what you mean by video/cd box covers getting your attention.

I remember a movie called Chatterbox. The video box had a picture of this blonde with her dress lifted up in front of a microphone.

Her pussy supposedly could talk. Well I rented that movie once I was old enough. I should have left it a mystery because the movie sucked.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Justin said...

Well that's news to me. Any ways will definitely let u know, if I get hold of it

11:31 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

Did you really seriously believe that it could talk? Really?

I'm just tryin to imagine the phone conversations that went on that afternoon:
'Man, it says right here, it can talk!!
'I know you got to be shittin me!'
'No, no.. look....'

And you know sitting up in some grimy smoky alley room three guys were laughing saying, 'You really think anyone's gonna believe this?'

I'm just sayin.

8:48 AM  
Blogger Well Hell Michelle said...

If you look up "dog penis" on Google, the first link is "A Guide to Canine Sex", and it's not talking about dog on dog action: http://www.zoophile.net/howto-k9-sex-01.php

12:34 PM  

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