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Friday, February 2

never mind what I say.....it's all porn.......


Last night after school Michelle came by to hang out for a while and she was in time to catch me in the middle of a couple of my favorite pastimes, which happened to be trolling for odd shit on the internet and watching the Discovery Channel.

And let me be the first to reinforce the statement “odd shit” for you muthafuckers that might be mistaking my meaning since some of you will always assume I’m talking about porn. See the World Wide Web is a huge and magical place for those of us willing to dig deep into its depths.

And there are some things a cat comes across that goes beyond the normal scope of nekked people and proves that given enough time folks will do anything for self entertainment. Like for instance this extreme bondage porn site I found where instead of people being tied up and abused, these odd muthafuckers are using Barbie and GI Joe dolls to depict their shit.

And I know what you’re saying, “but Greg, how graphic can it be depicting a Barbie doll all tied up and shit”? I’ll just say is that somehow these muthafuckers have managed to turn little Barbie and all her Barbie friends into some fucked up shit.

All I’m saying is that if grown-assed people took pictures or filmed themselves doing some of this shit then there’d be all kinds of muthafuckers in jail. I’m also impressed with the WOW factor of 3-D animation and the insane fucked up talent some of these folks have. If I had skills like that I’d never have to leave home if you know what I be saying.

At the same time I’m watching Barbie being tied up and gangbanged by the evil hoard and marveling over how do they make the breasts in 3-D animation look so realistically sweaty and bouncy. I’m all over this show over on the Discovery Channel where their debating the actual existence of Sasquatch and shit.

Now it’ll probably come as no surprise to find out that when it comes to believing that Sasquatch is real, you can count me in. Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti, big hairy scary bastard, it don’t matter what you want to call it cause I know he’s out there somewhere. And before you ask, yes, this is another reason I won’t camp in the stinkin assed woods.

But this show was pretty cool because they had muthafuckers who actually knew some shit debating on wither Sasquatch is real or not. Discovery Channel and odd porn, high entertainment at its best.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

6 Comments:

Blogger curmudgeon said...

Want a good chuckle? Go here:
http://searchingforbigfoot.com/

I know - well, knew - the guy (Biscardi) personally. He is an old friend of mines' dad. The old friend used to live next door but moved, so I don't see the old man any more.

2:39 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

Awesome entertainment....

BTW - Just because it's friday

www.dustmybroom.com

Cheers man!

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Joshua Xalpharis said...

I never considered the odd results I could get from dicking about with Barbie dolls. Something straight out the movie "Hannibal Rising", I'm sure. It would rock.

If people want to take dolls and make porn, the more power to them. There is surely a few odd people that get off on that sort of shit. Better than fucking cats.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

Bigfoot is just the tip of the iceberg.

http://www.cryptozoology.com/

I think bigfoot USED to be real, but it was hunted to extinction by the chupacabra who followed the Africanized "Killer Bees" on their migration north.

8:57 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

Don't get me started on this stuff....

10:45 AM  
Blogger Mrs. Brain Bomb said...

Those shows are fascinating. They just suck you in. You stop just for a second to laugh but then you're curled up on the couch barely blinking.

6:57 PM  

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