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Thursday, January 20

hi, my name is ........


giant muthafuckin baby
Most stright up “no shit?” quote of the week.
"Obviously the baby was born by Caesarean section”

This was said in reference to a baby boy born in Brazil that stepped large and in charge from his mother’s womb weighing in at almost seventeen (17) fuckin pounds. My many inside sources tell me that the mother and father along with the hospital staff knew that the baby would be a tad larger then most, but all were surprised like a muthafucker when Thongor the fuckin giant barbarian baby came busting out. Word also has it that when the doctor went to smack said giant baby on the ass, he got as we used to say in the hood,
“knocked the fuck out”

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

3 Comments:

Blogger me said...

That poor momma!!! Damn that's a big baby, OUCH! Hope she's not gonna think about breastfeeding that child!!

8:30 PM  
Blogger Sivad said...

lol, i know! 16.7lbs. what the hell? was she even able to walk during her pregnancy? and i absolutely loved that quote in the article about "obviously the baby was born by cesarean". they never say they that in media. LOL

12:21 AM  
Blogger The Humanity Critic said...

Damn, that baby is the same of Gary Coleman!..lol Great blog by the way..

5:59 PM  

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