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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: I'm so mad I could cuss

Tuesday, April 19

I'm so mad I could cuss

You know who can bend over and plant their lips securely over my stinkin assed taint? Those unknowing monosyllabic muthafucker’s at Microsoft can. I’m finding out that all the fuckin computer issues I’m having is due in main part to the SP2 patch from fuckin Microsoft. It seems that the sonofabitch doesn’t want to play well with some of my software or my ASUS motherboard. I’m so fuckin pissed right now I’m starting to twitch and see things. Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I had to down load about 20 different patches for all the applications on my computer. BTW does your printer still work? Also my Norton anti-virus would not work until I down loaded a patch. Yes Microsoft sucks

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Ms. Blaize said...

*nervously looking at Bill Gated headstone*

*hee*hee! I swear this is funny! It's like when the slaves hated the master and knew that unless he was freed entirely, he knew that one was about as good as another! So they just lived through it or planned their escape! Well before you plan yours I thought I'd tell you that what they don't tell you is that you have to disable your antivirus software running in the background before you install SP2! to do this you can usually just right-click and disable all of them at the bottom right hand corner of your task bar). If you disable the Antivirus and Security then you might also want to unplug your modem from the power source so that you don't get any attacks while you're dropping SP2 in.

Guess how I know this?? Uh huh! The damn thing did it to me too! If it wasn't for the fact that I built the damn computer myself I might have kicked it swiftly out of the window! But live and learn! If you haven't already tried it again, I wish you luck! ~ Ms. Blaize

1:28 PM  
Blogger Death said...

Ms. Blaize and Ole Blue, thank you both for your concern pertaining to my computer issues which seem to have been brought on by those POWER MAD FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS AT FUCKIN MICROSOFT!!…………whew….breath…breath…Ole Blue, since I can’t get the damn thing to boot up because of those POWER MAD FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS AT FUCKIN MICROSOFT, I can’t tell you whither the printers working or not. But as soon as I get home Ms. Blaize, I’m gonna see if I can get my computer to go into safe-mode and uninstall the SP2 patch put out by those POWER MAD FUCKIN COCKSUCKERS AT FUCKIN MICROSOFT!! If that works and I can get it to boot up I need to see if my motherboard maker has a bios update for my motherboard, then I will try your suggestion.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be very careful messing with the bios on the mother board. That's the last thing you should do. If you don't update the right bios you will have to send the mother board back to the manufacturer to get it reflashed again.

This is one of the many reasons why I stick with windows 98. It will be a few years before they get all the programs to be compatible with windows xp.

P.S. Programmers are smart

Sapphire Raven

3:37 PM  
Blogger Monkey said...

I feel your pain brother. (Barely - because I'm on a Mac) - but I DO feel your pain.

Loved the picture!

4:21 PM  

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