boogiersnatches
You know with all the crap going on the world these day’s, it’s so nice to read something really stupid that kind’a brings back a sense of nomadically to our otherwise mundane overwrought lives. Around these here parts down in Springfield, Missouri some women are facing what may be described as a serious health crisis. And after reading this story, let it be a lesson to all you baggy pants wearing kids out there who think you know what’s up and shit.
So here’s the tale, the other night some cat walks up to this apartment complex and started knocking on doors. He was offering his services as a tattoo artist and actually had all the shit on him to do one with. Now I know what some of you must be thinking. “Oh Greg, you’re pulling our collective legs, no one’s that goddamned stupid enough to get a tattoo from some jake that just shows up at the front door”. Well I beg to differ; it looks like a couple of the nastier boogiersnatches in the apartment complex thought the deal was better then Tupperware and took the cat up on his offer. This is even after the women confessed that the cat’s gun was all homemade and shit all wrapped with black duct tape and fishing wire.
The chicks got their tattoo’s and were slapping themselves on their back fat thinking such a deal when the next day one of em ending up passing out whilst shopping at the local Wal-Mart and getting her gomer pyle ass taken to the local hospital. Much to her surprise the tattoo had become infected and now all the women that got tattooed by the door to door guy have to be tested HIV and hepatitis since they all now have serious skin infections.
One of the women was quoted as saying; “he washed up in the sink and didn’t stank or nothin”. Stupid little cocksocket, anyway for some reason this whole story reminds me of the joke “the aristocrats”. If you’ve ever heard the joke or seen the movie you’ll know what I mean. And if you haven’t seen the movie I highly recommend it, the kids will love you for sharing it with them.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"
posted by Greg Beck at Monday, January 30, 2006
4 Comments:
These people probably vote, drive, have kids, etc.
scary
I talked about this the other day and I am still appaled at the stupidity! Someone needs to put some more chorline in the gene pool!
Don't be speakin ill of these people now... don't you know they're all very well respected ladies of Pastor Fred Phelps church???
Dear God.
Maybe the terrorists can win after all with these dumbfucks on our side.
All is lost. The young chick in the photo looks like someone you might see in really bad trailer trash porn.
This is a perfect topic for the Jerry Springer show. Yeah, let's see some strange fuck is going door to door with a possibly HIV or who knows what else infected needle???
Hopefully they don't get it. But what idiots. Now I feel like Einstein compared to these idiots.
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