fuck off you rude rat bastard

This is something I wrote back in 2000, and sadly nothing has changed.

Well it's time for me to again express my opinion about the state of affairs in the world. The subject matter is rude people. Rudeness has become an accepted part of our fucked up society. Everywhere you turn you’re confronted by an act of rudeness.

It might be as slight as someone not acknowledging a greeting or as extreme as a bullet to the head. Where do you put the blame and who gives this special group of assholes the right to behave this way? Some people might try to say it's has to do with one's upbringing. Some say it's the society around us, media, culture and such. I say bullshit! Now before you all say I'm full of shit, this is only one man's opinion, mine. Now let’s carry on.

First off, let’s not confuse rudeness with (1) shy, (2) confident, (3) conceited. Let me break the word “rude” into its various parts.

“RUDE”; IMPOLITE, DISCOURTEOUS, BAD-MANNERED, UNCOUTH, FOUL, OFFENSIVE, VULGAR, BOORISH, DISRESPECTFUL, ASSHOLELIC.

It's not the natural nature of people to be rude. Folks as a whole want to be nice; they want to be accepted into society. They want to play nice with others. Rudeness is nothing more then a backlash action.

• Example, you got bad teeth, you don't smile much. This is a backlash action.

• Example, you suck with the other sex, you brag nonstop about how much trim you get all the time. This is a backlash action.


• Example, you think you're stupid, you got no social skills, you got some fucked up idea on what it means to be a man or women, you think you need to act tough to get over but if a real tough guy looked at you twice you'd crap your jeans.

So you pick on people that you think are smaller, weaker or beneath you. You think it's cool to be a smart ass to perfect strangers. This is your backlash action. In short, you suck you rude bastard! You all need to be pushed up against a brick wall and have baskets full of starved rats strapped to your fucking faces. Maybe, just maybe, after an hour of this you might think twice before you scream at the waitress or bartender in the next bar or
restaurant your dumb ass goes to.

Maybe, just maybe, as one of the starving rats is sucking your eyeball from its socket you might think before you park in that handicapped spot or let the door slam on the old lady coming into the store behind you. Maybe, just maybe, as you try to scream in ungodly pain but you can't because you've screamed so much that your voice is gone, you might think before you put your hands on that women just because she said no to you. Damn all rude people to a life in a hell of my choosing and fuck em all for sucking up my air.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"