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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: Dear thief

Saturday, July 15

Dear thief

This goes out to the crackheads who broke into and ransacked my home yesterday.
If I ever find out who you are, I’m getting mine. And when I say mine, the whore who raised you won’t even be able to recognize you.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger LL said...

OH NO!! Did they take anything of value? Shit, I hate to hear that Greg!

Oh, and ya'll who did this are in SO much trouble!

2:39 PM  
Blogger Walker said...

You don't think it is the noise makers, do you?

4:15 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

Greg is about to "go all medieval" on some low-life shit-for-brains.

I don't know you Greg (although it's entirely possible that you may have thrown my drunk ass out of a Westport bar or two, back in the day). But reading your blog, I get the impression that you are a gentle giant who truly cares about others. So it really sucks ass that this happened to you.

That being said, I'd hate to be the stupid nutsack who fucked with your shit. Like the Japanese before Pearl Harbor, they have no idea of the shitstorm that is about to hit them.

I hope you get 'em.

7:00 PM  
Blogger Sapphire said...

Make that two people that are going to kick ass. No one messes with the big guy. It's time to get frikky dikky with those jerks that messed with your home. Listen up ransackers so you like to tear up peoples homes. Well come mess with someone your own size like me and leave the big guy alone. Mess with me and my place I will feast like a vampire on your souls. Better Prey I never find you.

2:55 AM  
Blogger Arathorn said...

What can I say except that I am so sorry you had this thing happen to you. They broke into my vehicle once and vandalized it and stole the stereo and speakers and a huge cd wallet. I was never able to enjoy that vehicle again. Every time I got in it I was reminded of what happened and had to end up selling it and moving on.I hope you can find peace

8:40 AM  
Blogger SmedRock said...

Everything is of a value when it is in your home. I have been robbed myself, and I tell you what. I don't care what people say about 'closure' and forgiveness. REVENGE does work and it feels freakin' good. We need public displays of punishment again. A little vigilante justice would do wonders for the knuckleheads with eyeballs.

9:15 AM  
Blogger "The D" said...

Greg remember "Revenge is a dish best served cold"

4:31 PM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

"I pity the foo! Who does a smash and grab on the keeper of Death's Door"

Seriously. I gots your back on this big man!

6:06 PM  
Blogger Bane said...

That sucks, brother. Get some.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

As a guy who has had a house broken into/car broken into/car stolen I totally feel your pain. Hope you get some payback

2:17 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

cxhGreg.. I am so sorry. I haven't been to the blog til today and I feel so bad for being so selfabsorbed. If I had known I wouldn't have written that email :( and I'm sorry..
...if there's anything I can do.. please let me know, OK? And I mean it.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sucks, sorry to hear it. That being said, man if you're going to live in the "big city" fuckin expect it. I lived in downtown Denver for over 30 years. I had 6!! German Shepherds dogs that lived in my ware house with me and that kept the crib safe. Still got robbed once when I took the doggies with me out of town. But my car. I gave up on even locking the mother. They were stealing the GD parts from the interior, fuck the stereo, which was long gone. And God forbid you left something outside and turned your back. Poof. Fucking gone.

Fact is, and this is the deal, if you want the action of living urban, deal with it. I got sick of it several years ago. I moved to a smallish city, 30 miles west of Denver. I leave tools in my truck, house unlocked, stuff scattered around. Never have been ripped off.

Your choice.

11:17 PM  

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