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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: bitches need to pay

Tuesday, May 29

bitches need to pay


So let me see if I’m understanding some shit correctly.

Forgive me if I miss something here but you can get puking assed drunk, run your fuckin car over a curb, and leave the scene of the accident to admit yourself to the emergency room.

The cops show up at the hospital where after having your blood drawn find that you’re over the limit. Then after searching your car they find cocaine in it and just to top all this shit off, you’re not even twenty-one yet.

But because you’re a famous movie star you’re not even arrested?

What the goddamned fuck is wrong with muthafuckin people?

If this happened to some regular Joe off the street, their drunk ass would be sitting in the inside of a cell, shitting without paper.

But if you’re Lindsay Lohan you’re allowed to leave?

What ever happened to no one is above the fuckin law and shit?

If this shit happened to you or me I know for goddamned sure we’d be in somebody’s fuckin jail with bail set at a trillion fuckin dollars.

But this drunken cock swilling cunt seems to get off Scott free because she’s rich and famous.

Reading shit like this just makes me so angry because for one it’s not fair and it send a clear sign to the so called privileged that breaking the law’s ok and dandy as long as you’re rich and pretty.

Take Paris Hilton, bitch hasn’t even done her time yet and already she’s looking at a reduced sentence for good behavior? How in the fuckin fuck does that happen?

Now I know that in the big picture of shit happening around the world this ain’t shit. But you know what; I don’t give a flying rat’s fuck. I want these people to get treated like the rest of us would.

Make it fair and give these bitches a judicial fisting they’ll never forget.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

7 Comments:

Blogger PGP said...

Ha! Right you are Greg!
My buddy Darcey over at dustmybroom.com has a category for this! He calls it "Celebrities Must Die!" Tongue in cheek but so appropriate!

11:53 AM  
Blogger paisley said...

i am so with you on this.... i have gone to fucking jail twice for "resisting without violence"...no other charge.... now what kind a fucking shit is that,,,, if i was caught in the circumstances she was,,, i'd probably still be in jail.....

this world is sooo screwed up

8:42 PM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

"Take Paris Hilton, bitch hasn’t even done her time yet and already she’s looking at a reduced sentence for good behavior? How in the fuckin fuck does that happen?"

My understanding is that the "good behavior" for which she is being so generously rewarded was simply showing up for her court date.

I don't believe in the dog-piling of celebrities just to make an example. But I do believe in equal treatment under the law and this whiney little rich-bitch is getting special treatment.

She needs to spend some time in an orange jumpsuit, subsisting on microwaved burritos supplied by the lowest bidder and conducting her "toilet business" under the watchful eye of the minimum-wage employee on the other side of the video surveilance gear.

She needs an Epiphany. Because the bitch just ain't gettin' it.

9:01 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

"How in the fuckin fuck does that happen?"

It's like George Orwell wrote:

"Some animals are more equal than others."

Welcome to America.

10:04 AM  
Anonymous karen said...

Those assholes wouldn't be able to survive in the real world. Bunch of overpaid, talentless, limo-ridin', showin' their pussies bitches.

11:50 AM  
Blogger satyavati said...

The more that I think about it, I think Paris ought to go to the meanest, most hellacious womens' prison there is. And then some mean old girl named Mack can have her moment in the sun when she gets her half of the proceeds from "Prison Does Paris".

You wait, this will be a reality show yet.

2:29 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Everything has pretty much been said.

Rich people get away with things. Whoever said this country was all about freedom and equality was smoking some fucking weed.

8:13 PM  

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