just damn!

Really fucked up news headline of the day.

GANG of oversized women shoplifters has been terrorizing shopkeepers.

Now this is just some sad horrifying shit. In South Africa gangs of fat chicks have been running amuck and terrorizing local shopkeepers and stores in the South African port city of Durban. Whilst a couple of the alleged obese chicks divert attention to themselves by starting a fake fight, the other stouts descend upon the unwatched isles and abscond with as much shit as their fat arms can carry. From what my many inside sources tell me, size is a factor in that the fat gang chicks use it to intimidate everyone. Local police say that several arrests have been made but some of these women are still at large. They go on to say that the security staff of shops in the area had been tipped by police to watch out for large women shopping in groups. Damn, talk about your racial profiling.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"