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Friday, June 1

drizzle dicked bastards


As a minion of the MAN for some years now, I’ve always been disturbed by how some organizations publicize certain information to the public sector.

There's just certain "things" that "everyone" doesn't need to know.

But shit, for years it’s been a known fact that if our nation's enemy’s want to know what we’re up too, all they need to do is turn on the fuckin TV and watch CNN or pick up a goddamned newspaper.

Because sure as fuck, if these muthafuckers find something they think as news worthy, they’ll sure as fuck put it out and so what if it compromises national security or someone’s life.

Back in the day cat's had morals and if something that might compromise a muthafucker leaked to the press all it took was a call saying that this is some sensitive bullshit and you might not want to be putting it out and shit for it to stop.

But now everything seems to be about who can beat who off the mark and can we up the ratings, so any moral judgment goes out the fuckin window and no one thinks about the bigger picture.

But that’s what we’ve come to expect from news organizations because for the most part they’re all rat prick bastards anyhow.

But when you have someone like the architectural company tasked with designing the almost done American Embassy over in fuckin Baghdad, and they put detailed plans and images for the muthafucker on their website, it’s like what the fuck?

It’s like making copies of all the keys to your fuckin house along with the address and putting em in the sack that’s marked “free crack” and throwing it out of the car.

And can I say that I’m personally embarrassed due to the fact that these clueless bastards are from Kansas City.

Just show me the window that all the common sense went leaping the fuck out of because somebody needs to slam that muthafucker shut.

Anyhow, just grab my belt and follow me for a second here and I’ll use small words so we can all keep up.

.....Your company is tasked with designing a secure safe space smack dab in the middle of one of the most hostile areas in the world in the middle of a city where some of the populace takes great delight in killing as many of us Americans as they can.

.....The space your company designed is just a few months shy of being done and will hold the United States Embassy which in turn will be occupied by the military along with civilian personal including their family members.

.....I'm just saying that this ain't no simple 7-Eleven and shit.

.....And you think it’s a bright fuckin idea to put the muthafuckin plans on the fuckin internet for every swinging cocksucker to see?

What the fuck is wrong with you people, have you smoked the crack and gone stupid? I hope the fuckin monkey cancer makes your dicks wilt off.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

8 Comments:

Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

"It’s like making copies of all the keys to your fuckin house along with the address and putting em in the sack that’s marked “free crack” and throwing it out of the car."

That's fucking hilarious!!

5:55 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

What the hell is that a picture of?!!

4:29 AM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

It took me a while too. But I'm like 80% certain it's a teddy bear that has been blindfolded, tortured, and hanged next to a bunch of knives with some electro-torture paraphenalia in the back ground.

Now my question is, what sick, twisted combination of words does someone have to google-image to find a picture like that?

And how does that not set off all sorts of alarms and red-lights somewhere with a bunch of Agent Smith's yelling "Incoming! Battle Stations!"

11:24 PM  
Blogger Greg Beck said...

I almost feel wrong is saying this, but the firing squad bear has been hanging from the ceiling of my homes for almost twenty five years. that's just how I roll. It's a good luck charm, kind'a.........

12:12 AM  
Blogger Xavier Onassis said...

Those knives aren't exactly gormet kitchen cutlery. As an aficianado of edged weapons, I'd love to see more.

10:01 AM  
Blogger satyavati said...

That's really... really.... really... twisted....

You know I love you anyway, but that's really twisted.

5:51 PM  
Blogger paisley said...

greg, this is off topic, but i would appreciate your wisdom on the subject of my post today, that being using images i find on google, so long as they are not copywrited or "owned".. would you mind checking it out and then letting me know what you think??

my new site is
why-paisley.com... thanks alot

11:13 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

But on the other hand, how much of the fault belongs to the government, who should be putting in the contracts that the plans et al are beyond top secret and don't need to be disclosed to the general public ever?

So it's an epidemic of stupidity.

6:49 AM  

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