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Thursday, June 14


I see from reading the news that some teachers across the country have decided to fight back against some of the unruly little fisters they’re required to teach.

According to my many inside sources, this one middle school had an awards ceremony at the end of the school year where teachers handed out award certificates to deserving students.

For example one kid got presented with “Most likely not to have Children" and "Sir Clowns-a-Lot" awards from two teachers at his school.

Can you imagine the face on that kid standing there in front of all his classmates all smug and shit, expecting to receive some righteous award from his teachers only to be told in front of everyone that basically you’re an asshole?

Talk about ROTFLMAO!

“Yeah and little Susie gets the “most likely to be a whore” and the “brass pole overachiever” award for being such a little snapperhead slut during recess.

And Matt receives his award for being a little gutter mouth bastard and most likely to grow old and alone in the state run nursing home. Yeah let’s give em all a hand.

Well let me tell you what? Parents were shocked and all the little crumb snatchers were aghast and muthafuckers were just upset in general.

Now according to my many inside sources who were cracking the fuck up, teachers were like, “fuck you and little Johnnie” We break our asses everyday trying to undo your nonparenting bullshit and teach your little fisters something.

Most of the kids want to learn and are a joy to have in our classes but some of these little bastards are nothing but a bunch of disruptive little pricks and I’ll apologize as soon as pink elephants moonwalk out of my ass!

Oddly enough the school system is telling parents that they’re sorry for the teacher’s rude behavior but they don’t seem to be in a bigass hurry to make the teachers apologize.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Bryan. said...

Oh now that was fucking hilarious...dude, I love your're one funny ass mother fucker. We need to oget a fucking drink.

2:29 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

What Bryan said......

8:16 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

And folks wonder why our country cranks out pussies by the truckload? It's because we have idiot parents who coddle them and give them awards for coming in last place.

You have to test out to drive a car, but not to have children. God Bless America!

3:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"pink elephants moon walk out of my ass!"

i have got to use that one in my everyday living.
-- so swears the sister

4:32 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

They should hand out those awards more often!

12:57 PM  

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