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posted by Greg Beck at Sunday, June 10, 2007
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6 Comments:
Shhhhhh. I'm trying to have a NAP dammit!
I think that it is because they lck any real talent and if they don't whisper....someone might notice.
Because golf is a weenie primadonna sport and all the big golf pros have a meltdown if someone does ANYTHING that might distract them. People get tossed out for like cheering. Tees get delayed because someone coughs. Tiger had someone booted cause they took a cell phone picture of him.
I mean, come on, a sport where people CLAP??
I think golf courses are pretty and I will actually sometimes watch golf, but it's still a sport of the rich-and-elite. And they plan to keep it that way.
Considering sometimes they are far away from the golfer, it is for dramatic effect...and they are idiots.
It's to keep from startling that big titted babe and making her fall backward into that big heap of shit she just unloaded.
:-)
i just think they some bitches ya feel? aight then.
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