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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: Question of the day

Sunday, June 10

Question of the day

Why do television golf announcers always talk in hushed tones when they do the play by play, does it make the game of golf more dramatic? Are they actually afraid they’re gonna break some muthafucker’s concentration?

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger PGP said...

Shhhhhh. I'm trying to have a NAP dammit!

4:00 PM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

I think that it is because they lck any real talent and if they don't whisper....someone might notice.

7:10 AM  
Blogger satyavati said...

Because golf is a weenie primadonna sport and all the big golf pros have a meltdown if someone does ANYTHING that might distract them. People get tossed out for like cheering. Tees get delayed because someone coughs. Tiger had someone booted cause they took a cell phone picture of him.
I mean, come on, a sport where people CLAP??
I think golf courses are pretty and I will actually sometimes watch golf, but it's still a sport of the rich-and-elite. And they plan to keep it that way.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Considering sometimes they are far away from the golfer, it is for dramatic effect...and they are idiots.

10:31 PM  
Blogger Assrot said...

It's to keep from startling that big titted babe and making her fall backward into that big heap of shit she just unloaded.


6:34 PM  
Anonymous brokeham said...

i just think they some bitches ya feel? aight then.

4:06 AM  

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