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Tuesday, June 12

kung fu grip, I'm just sayin

This just popped up recently and has to rank as one of the more stupider ideas out there.

A watchdog group that tracks military spending came across a fucked up U.S. military proposal to create a special pheromone or hormone bomb that would turn enemy soldiers into raging homosexuals.

Thinking that if such could be accomplished; muthafuckers would be more interested in making sweet, sweet love and not so much with the fighting and shit.

According to my many inside sources, Pentagon officials confirmed that yes they had considered building a so-called “Gay Bomb” but then rejected it. The plan was to invent something akin to a human bug bomb that when set off would expose muthafuckers to strong chemical aphrodisiacs.

This in the hope that the shit would make soldiers want to throw down their arms and instead throw down on that ass.

Get it, throw down on that ass…………………

As a matter of fact the military wanted the gay bomb so bad that they spent almost eight fuckin million dollars in development before they allegedly stopped.

You know I don’t know which would be better. Being a fly on the wall for the brainstorm session that came up with a “gay bomb”, or seeing how they tested the muthafucker.

Because you know that if the military invested millions of dollars on some shit, they tested it and somewhere somebody’s leathernecks are stepping a little light if you get what I be saying.

And of course it goes without saying that Gay’s the world over are offended that muthafuckers would even entertain the thought of bullshit like that working.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger satyavati said...

Could you imagine if they did this and set this bomb off; if the wind wasn't just right all that pheremone would come back on the good old US military.

And you know that we don't let gay folk be in the service.

Is there some lack of circular logic happening here...I guess it brings back that old tagline 'make love not war'...

It does seem kind of awful to have a thought process that 'we'll set off a bomb that will make them all want to screw and then we'll shoot them while they do it'.

But in the end I'm so not surprised.

3:26 PM  
Blogger Assrot said...

Well I don't think the fag bomb would work in the Middle East. As I understand it most of the men over there are switch hitters anyway. They'll screw anything. Men, women, camels, etc.

6:29 PM  
Blogger PGP said...

I'd call that Thinking Outside The Box!

8:33 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I think the military brass has lost its collective fucking mind.

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Joshua Xalpharis said...

Given the goofy state of the United States military at present, I'd bet there was a 'gay bomb', but it wasn't stuffed with aphrodisiacs...

Bugfuckers probably planned a bombing run against San Fran or Ann Arbor.

They cover everything else up and lie about their lunch menus, so why not?

5:18 AM  

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