kung fu grip, I'm just sayin

This just popped up recently and has to rank as one of the more stupider ideas out there.

A watchdog group that tracks military spending came across a fucked up U.S. military proposal to create a special pheromone or hormone bomb that would turn enemy soldiers into raging homosexuals.

Thinking that if such could be accomplished; muthafuckers would be more interested in making sweet, sweet love and not so much with the fighting and shit.

According to my many inside sources, Pentagon officials confirmed that yes they had considered building a so-called “Gay Bomb” but then rejected it. The plan was to invent something akin to a human bug bomb that when set off would expose muthafuckers to strong chemical aphrodisiacs.

This in the hope that the shit would make soldiers want to throw down their arms and instead throw down on that ass.

Get it, throw down on that ass…………………

As a matter of fact the military wanted the gay bomb so bad that they spent almost eight fuckin million dollars in development before they allegedly stopped.

You know I don’t know which would be better. Being a fly on the wall for the brainstorm session that came up with a “gay bomb”, or seeing how they tested the muthafucker.

Because you know that if the military invested millions of dollars on some shit, they tested it and somewhere somebody’s leathernecks are stepping a little light if you get what I be saying.

And of course it goes without saying that Gay’s the world over are offended that muthafuckers would even entertain the thought of bullshit like that working.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"