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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: blast from the past...sex(ual identity), drugs, & rock & roll

Tuesday, June 7

blast from the past...sex(ual identity), drugs, & rock & roll


hi bitches, not only am I rich enough to fuck your mom
but I’m horribly good looking



Best quote of the week:
“Pornography perverts the gift of sex”

Personal quote from Billy Graham.

Billy Graham says that sex is a gift from God and that Porn distorts his gift. Might be just me but I think that God has more on his plate then how we fuck each other or if we watch people fuckin on the TV. I’d rather think that God’s sittin behind his desk busting one of the Holy Cherub’s chops, “how come nobody told me Michael Stipe was gay”? “How come I gotta find out from USA Today”? Hell he could’a asked me, it don’t take too much of a reach to picture Stipe on all fours looking back over his shoulder. I guess I’m just bitter. I used to dig REM until they pulled a Sting and wanted to save the world.

At what point does the media look to musicians and actors as being so wise and worthy of a serious quote? I’m the first to applaud the fact that everyone has an opinion and they have the right to voice it. But I get bent out of shape whenever some musician or actor calls a press conference to voice their thoughts on the worlds issues, and after they voice it I’m sitting on my couch going, ”what the fuck just happened”?
“Mr. Famous Musician! Can you address the hunger issue in Ethiopia”?
(In fake British accent)
“Well, I see all these people sittin around in the dirt you know, I’m so sure that if they started growing food and build a few shopping centers that their problems would just go away”. “Rock and Roll! Yeah”
Ignorant muthafucker. Just because you sell millions of records and got more money then a third world country, don’t make you in the know. I’m all over musicians or actors saving the world and reaching out and shit, I just don’t want Ozzy walkin out of a Holiday Inn Express wantin to do open heart surgery on me.

It’s like when Brad Pitt recently toured Africa, where he witnessed firsthand the devastation of AIDS and poverty on the continent. He bitched that America and the media aren’t doing enough to make a real impact on shit in the impoverished regions of Africa. Here’s another muthafuckin actor that makes more money then half the fuckin countries his movies play in.

Instead of bitchin that America doesn’t do enough why doesn’t he step up to the plate and crack off some of his millions to help out? Maybe now that he’s rumored to be knocking the bottom out of Angelina Jolie, who does give money to various charity’s he’ll shut up and step up if for nothing else to look good to her.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"

6 Comments:

Blogger curmudgeon said...

Why isn't America doing enough? Fuck that!
Why isn't their own goddamn government doing enough to help? Fuckers hoard any money coming their way and buy themselves all sorts of nice houses, cars and armies, but the people are starving and dying of all sorts of funky diseases.
Maybe these super intellectual hollywood types need to get together and do a documentary on some of the real facts instead of bitching about how bad things are here.

2:04 PM  
Blogger Arathorn said...

Hey Cur, that would require them facing the equivilant of garlic to werewolves.........truth to actors.Truth of the matter i think is in direct puportion to the ammount of money you have is reflected in the ammount you don`t care about people. The richer you are the less you care.

7:03 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

And Brad Pitt is NOT that cute, although I did like him in Ocean's Eleven.

3:40 PM  
Anonymous maeko said...

Stupid comment, but Angelina Jolie is the quintessence of what actors should do.

I feel like an asshole for saying this, but I don't care if Christopher Reeves gave a bunch of shit to research that handicap of his. It took him having to have gotten that handicap and being all fucked up and no longer able to move that he donated all his money to charity. Jolie has nothing wrong w/ her, and gives freely, many times going and doing the charity work herself w/ the workers.

Sort of like Lady Di. Now that's using your power.

11:28 PM  
Blogger The Mayor said...

Man, you nailed that dead to rights.

9:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One more thing...America gives more money to Africa than any other nation in the world, of course.

Over the last 17 years more than a TRILLION dollars have been sent there. What has it gotten them? Rwanda, Nigeria, Sudan, Ivory Coast, Zimbabwe, Botswana, all corrupt murderous regimes.....and the children are still dying.

10:02 PM  

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