waking up pissed
It’s Monday and the beginning of the work week so I’m gonna knock off a few things that’s been on my mind irritating the fuck out’a me. Starting off with this commercial that’s been running on the Discovery Channel.
If you’ve been watching that “Planet Earth” series which I so fuckin highly recommend you might have seen the commercial. It’s about earth resources or some such shit but there’s a line in it where some egghead is talking about that if the rest of the world lived like Americans, we’d need three planet Earths due to our excessive ways.
Every single fuckin time I see this muthafucker I go “fuck you”. Between the fuckin war, the stinking Iranians, the cocksucking Chinese, all the tree huggers, and every other fucknut out there that bangs on us.
I REFUSE TO FUCKIN APOLIGISE FOR BEING AN AMERICAN AND LIVING IN AMERICA! FUCK YOU…FUCK YOU….FUCK YOU…AND FUCK YOU TOO!
It seems like the cool new hipster trend is that we should feel guilty for being Americans. Shit’s fuckin up in the fuckin Middle East? Blame America.
Global warming? Blame the fuckin Americans. Aids in Africa, mass starvation, bird flu, pink eye, anal tainting, blame the fuckin Americans.
Personally I’m sick and fed up with hearing the shit and you all can suck the American corn straight out of my big fat black overfed American ass.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"